This is what happens if your hokkien is not good enough.>> Teh-O>> This person went to a coffee shop with his friends for a drink.One> peculiar habit of this friend is that he doesn't drink any>beverage with> Milk.>> He approached the counter and the uncle there asked him in> hokkien,'lee ai,> lim, see mee?'(What do you want to drink?)> Not knowing that " teh-o " (means tea without milk), my friend> said rather> slowly,>> "TEH...MAI...LOK...GU...NI " (tea ,don't put milk).>> And......guess what he got??> He got all the 3 types of drink!> "teh", "milo " and "milk".>>And the worst thing was all these 3 types of beverages contain MILK!>>> Holland Rd>> A man new in Singapore boards a bus. He asks the bus driver to> inform him> when the bus has reached Holland Road.>> After a while, the passenger heard the driver yelled out,>"Hollan Lok!> Hollan Lok!".>> So, thinking the bus has reached his destination point, he got> down the> bus.However, to his surprise he saw a road sign stating the> name of> another road.>> Why??????????????>> Because the bus driver said in Hokkien to the passengers in the> crowded bus> : "Let people go down, let people go down!!!!">> (Hor lang loh! Hor lang loh!")
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