Jokes
1. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Mary Lee. Mary Lee who?
Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee, Mary Lee.
Life is but a dream!
2. How do superstars stay cool?
Answer: They have lots of FANS
3. Have you ever wondered why our nose runs and our feet smell?
4. Guy: Is this my train?
Worker:No, it belongs to the railway company.
Guy: Can I take this train to India?
Worker: No, I’m afraid it is too heavy.
5. Why do you believe it when someone tells you there are four billion stars,
but you always check when you see the wet paint sign?
6. Why do birds fly south?
Answer: Coz it is too Far to Walk
7. How does a moose start a letter to his cousin?
Answer: Dear deer
8. Patient: Doctor! Doctor!
Everyone keeps on copying me!
Doctor: Doctor! Doctor!
Everyone keeps on copying me!
9. Patient: Doctor! Doctor!
I am beginning to behave like a chicken.
Doctor: Why didn’t you tell me that earlier?
We needed eggs.
10. How do you put the girrafe in the fridge?
Answer: Open the fridge, put the girrefe, cloze it
The lion king is celebrating a party and everyone in the forest must be present.
Who didn’t make it to the party?
Answer: The girrafe, coz it is still in the fridge
.You want to cross a river in a jungle, but it was inhabited by dangerous crocodiles.
How should you cross it?
Answer: Just swim... The crocodile is at the party!!
16. Why didn’t the woman run when the lion was charging at her?
Answer: Coz everyone call it MAN- Eating LION.....It onli Eat MAn!!
6R-2nd gathering.